Another jem from Craiglsist:
“still looking for a grat dog
i just got married and was told i cant have kids but me and my husbend has lots of love for a new puppy are dog we live in a traller with a yard we just spant lots of money to get ready for a new dog so we dont have any money left to pay for a dog but we have lots of time and love to give so plez call are text”
In regards to not having children, in this case I believe Martha would say, “It’s a good thing.”
Hokusei Kashinoki Shiba and Hokkaido Ken 北西樫ノ木 
Agreed. Natural Selection.
I feel like craigslist listings are like Jerry Springer shows…you can't believe that there are people out there who actually think/talk like that and you're kind of disgusted that you are actually wasting time reading the listings, but it's really addicting that you can't stop!
I think they should get a hamster.
They should name it Lemiwinks if they do 😉
Goldfish. They should get goldfish instead.
Goldfish crackers, that is.
Step away from the Craig before you become assimilated (lol)…. can only hope it is a fake listing. However, I think I found this persons twin sister counseling on fetal "cromozone" problems…. tripped across that one on another page offering loads of oh so helpful commentary for want to be parents (LMAO).